{"product_id":"cheeseman-gun","title":"Gun-wielding Cheeseman","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"gs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ii gt adO\" id=\":hl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a3s aiL\" id=\":hk\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"avWBGd-757\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eTiny Cheeseman is a cute little guy that represents everything fun and absurd- He now he has posable arms and a gun.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eUSES:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eKeep Cheeseman in your bed at night and he will connect to your subconscious- protecting you from nightmare creatures. Even more effective now that he has a gun.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eHold Cheeseman during the day and he will tell you what to do in moments of uncertainty. The gun has no impact on this function.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eCheeseman is NOT qualified to give financial advice, but that does not stop him.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eAll who touch Cheeseman will be permanently altered in a way that is imperceptible to humans.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"WhmR8e\" data-hash=\"0\" id=\"avWBGd-758\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plushfoundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54057636102443,"sku":"0034","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6511\/9787\/files\/CheesemanGunPlushStand.jpg?v=1783013216","url":"https:\/\/plushfoundry.com\/products\/cheeseman-gun","provider":"Plushfoundry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}