{"product_id":"hans-talflutter-plush","title":"Hans Talflutter Plush","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003eMay this missive find you well, your Grace,\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003eI am Hans Talflutter, fencing master, and I have traveled far and wide to glean the art of fencing in its totality. I shall guide you in the use of the sword, dagger, and spear if you offer me your patronage. I seek a residency to ply my trade. My needs are few, any good perch shall do. Permit me a vantage and I shall impart my wisdom to your worthies. I ask you to forgive me one more request: in your generosity, please provide me with a stipend to cover travel expenses so that I may arrive at your door post haste.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003eSincerely,\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003eHans Talflutter, Fencing Master\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003eP.S. I have included a testimonial from one of my pupils if you need further validation of what I can offer you:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"So he mostly just sits on whatever perch you give him. He's very quiet. I'm not exactly sure how he does it, but my fencing has improved greatly since I let him in through the window. I don't think I've ever heard him actually chirp? Certainly not talk. I don't know how he does it.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003eRob of robinswords\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Plushfoundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54914273378603,"sku":"0037","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6511\/9787\/files\/RobinSwordsFront2.jpg?v=1785595964","url":"https:\/\/plushfoundry.com\/products\/hans-talflutter-plush","provider":"Plushfoundry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}