Gun-wielding Cheeseman
$29.99
Tiny Cheeseman is a cute little guy that represents everything fun and absurd- He now he has posable arms and a gun.
USES:
Keep Cheeseman in your bed at night and he will connect to your subconscious- protecting you from nightmare creatures. Even more effective now that he has a gun.
Hold Cheeseman during the day and he will tell you what to do in moments of uncertainty. The gun has no impact on this function.
WARNING:
Cheeseman is NOT qualified to give financial advice, but that does not stop him.
All who touch Cheeseman will be permanently altered in a way that is imperceptible to humans.
Dimensions
- 8" inches tall (20cm)
Materials
- 100% Polyester
Shipping
- This item ships out 3-4 months after the crowdfunder end date.
- US customers will receive the item in 5-10 business days.
- International customers will receive their item in 10-15 business days depending on the destination.
How Campaigns Work
- Creators design a limited edition product and then crowdfund for up to 30 days.
- When the crowdfunder ends we make your one of a kind product and ship it out to you!
- If the campaign isn't funded everyone will be fully refunded.