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Gun-wielding Cheeseman

$29.99

Tiny Cheeseman is a cute little guy that represents everything fun and absurd- He now he has posable arms and a gun.

USES:

Keep Cheeseman in your bed at night and he will connect to your subconscious- protecting you from nightmare creatures. Even more effective now that he has a gun.

Hold Cheeseman during the day and he will tell you what to do in moments of uncertainty. The gun has no impact on this function.

 

WARNING:

Cheeseman is NOT qualified to give financial advice, but that does not stop him.

All who touch Cheeseman will be permanently altered in a way that is imperceptible to humans.

Dimensions
  • 8" inches tall (20cm)
Materials
  • 100% Polyester
Shipping
  • This item ships out 3-4 months after the crowdfunder end date.
  • US customers will receive the item in 5-10 business days.
  • International customers will receive their item in 10-15 business days depending on the destination.
How Campaigns Work
  • Creators design a limited edition product and then crowdfund for up to 30 days.

  • When the crowdfunder ends we make your one of a kind product and ship it out to you!

  • If the campaign isn't funded everyone will be fully refunded.
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