Hans Talflutter Plush
$29.99
May this missive find you well, your Grace,
I am Hans Talflutter, fencing master, and I have traveled far and wide to glean the art of fencing in its totality. I shall guide you in the use of the sword, dagger, and spear if you offer me your patronage. I seek a residency to ply my trade. My needs are few, any good perch shall do. Permit me a vantage and I shall impart my wisdom to your worthies. I ask you to forgive me one more request: in your generosity, please provide me with a stipend to cover travel expenses so that I may arrive at your door post haste.
Sincerely,
Hans Talflutter, Fencing Master
P.S. I have included a testimonial from one of my pupils if you need further validation of what I can offer you:
"So he mostly just sits on whatever perch you give him. He's very quiet. I'm not exactly sure how he does it, but my fencing has improved greatly since I let him in through the window. I don't think I've ever heard him actually chirp? Certainly not talk. I don't know how he does it."
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Dimensions
- 5" inches tall (13cm)
Materials
- 100% Polyester
Shipping
- This item ships out 3-4 months after the crowdfunder end date.
- US customers will receive the item in 5-10 business days.
- International customers will receive their item in 10-15 business days depending on the destination.
How Campaigns Work
- Creators design a limited edition product and then crowdfund for up to 30 days.
- When the crowdfunder ends we make your one of a kind product and ship it out to you!
- If the campaign isn't funded everyone will be fully refunded.
